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  • 01
    Text - Andrea Follow @DetroitAndrea Every time I get into an Uber (which is often) T point and jokingly shout "follow that car!" like I'm in a movie. The driver never thinks it's as funny as I do and my passenger rating is only 2.4 but that's show biz, baby. 8:38 AM - 18 Dec 2018 5 Retweets 55 Likes w.Mer
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    Text - call me by my handle @schmaltzdisney [Job interview at Uber] "Hi "Welcome. Please go down the hallway to the third room on the right" "The second room on the left?" "Hired" 12:18 AM - Aug 3, 2016 251 315 people are talking about this
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    Selfie - funny tweets @letquotescomedy Follow Uber driver makes one wrong turn Ðœe: 2:52 AM -21 Dec 2018
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  • 05
    Text - Jim Gaffigan Follow @JimGaffigan Someone should start an Uber-like car service where the driver actually picks you from the address you requested. 1:59 PM -7 May 2016 227 Retweets 1,132 Likes 227 41 1.1K
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    Text - Charlotte Graham-McLay Follow @lightyouonfire Late last night my husband and I were stood on the kerb in central Auckland huddled over his phone screen and as these two young guys walked past one of them said to the other "it's so funny when old people try and use uber" 12:46 PM 22 Dec 2018
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    Text - Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad Lmao at you losers paying for Uber and Lyft. My mom can just drop us off as long as your mom can pick us up
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    Text - Asa Akira Follow @AsaAkira You know you're underdressed for your office job when the uber driver asks if you're going to the gym 17 Apr 2017 7:19 AM 37 Retweets 456 Likes
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    Text - a christmas carlol Follow @CarelWillemse Uber driver: "I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh I see you" Uber Driver: "Are you the guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah floor it" 7:15 AM - 28 May 2016 50,370 Retweets 72,138 Likes
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    Text - erin deJesus Gasteriskerin Follow Our Lyft driver just accurately guessed the bars we patronized tonight just by looking at us, which is a very impressive superpower LIKES 7 3:06 AM-24 Jul 2016
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  • 11
    Text - Carol Nichols Follow @Carols10cents 1998: - Don't get in strangers' cars - Don't meet ppl from internet 2016: - Literally summon strangers from internet to get in their car 10:17 PM - 1 Jul 2016 97,045 Retweets 152,182 Likes
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  • 12
    Text - mr asante Follow @k_asante10 I've just been duped it's even funny. So l ordered an Uber and the driver didn't pick me up but started the trip and was driving away. Unfortunately I paid with Debit Card! MTN 31% 22:56 EAST LEGON Kotoka International Airport Ebenezer Arrival 23:27 ccra 345 4.61 1 Rating Trips Month CANTO MENTS Nextoor Beach Resort Compliments LABADI OSu (13 2 2 3:23 PM - 23 Dec 2018
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  • 13
    Text - chuuch Following @ch000ch how much does uber charge to have the driver to run u over RETWEETS LIKES 1,977 3,696 6:38 PM-10 Sep 2016
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  • 14
    Text - Nick Bilton @nickbilton Uber driver said he had to pretend to be my relative to avoid a ticket in a taxi zone, so he got out of car, hugged me & said "I love you." 3:11 AM - Jul 4, 2013 66 t683 653
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  • 15
    Text - Nick Luft @Lufty My Uber driver upon seeing my face(not on my profile) switches his music from rap to the Chainsmokers and this is probably the worst I'll ever be racially profiled 6/3/18, 6:14 am
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    Text - Michael Tiberi Follow @MichaelJTiberi Sober in an Uber: Please don't talk to me. I don't know you. Drunk in an Uber: I want to get married one day, but I put up emotional walls 11:01 AM 29 Jun 2016 13,550 Retweets 27,732 Likes
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    Text - Jay Brannan @jaybrannan Follow my uber driver just went the wrong way down a 1 way street, then told me about how his friend did that once & died LIKES RETWEETS 32 1:03 AM-10 Aug 2016 t3 3
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